Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin

“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”

by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020

limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.

"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".

by Lengend47 January 6, 2021

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Limp Dick Lesbian

A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.

Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”

by Kirklovski March 9, 2023

Limp Dick Supreme

Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.

man, Mr. Q is a limp dick supreme ong.

by jxhysdf June 14, 2023

Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 28, 2023