Loggy

Noun:
A purported erection, often linked to inappropriate stimuli.

Verb:
The act of having of achieving a loggy.

(NB: can also be spelt "loggie".)

Noun:
"I'm gonna put my loggy inside you now."
"Check out Alex's loggy over Charlie!"
"Phwoar, she makes me loggy!"

Verb:
"Shit dude, I'm totally loggin' right now!"
"Are you loggin' it?"

by Alex Helmn May 14, 2008

Leggings illusion

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.

Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

hog legg

great big joint, over size joint

a joint that is rooled real fat.is called a hog legg.

by steven allen gibson July 27, 2007

two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

one legger

A one legger is a term used in the world of sales. They refer to a sales appointment, meeting, or pitch, where one of two or more decision-makers are present. The present individual, of course, cannot proceed with the sale without consulting the other decision-maker (the other leg) first.

A sales appointment in which the salesperson shows up to a client's house, only to find one spouse not home. The sale is not completed as the present spouse (the one legger) must talk it over with the non-available spouse.

by Nader R. March 24, 2008

leggo beast

Jamaican slang for an unruly
wild person.LEGGO just means TO LET GO which means TO CUT LOOSE/ GO CRAZY or do something without care or caution.
A LEGGO BEAST then would be A PARTY ANIMAL ..

nuff leggo beast gal inna dance

by 2tone1969 February 21, 2011