the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

Burn and Learn

The act of smoking marijuana before going to class.

Brendan: Dude we're watching a movie tomorrow in chem, let's burn and learn!
Nick: Okay!

by deasto February 8, 2010

live and learn

You live through the experience and learn the mistakes.

"Hey you wanna get drunk tonite?"

"No thanks, I did that last nite and it ended pretty badly"

"So? "
"Live and learn biotch!"

by Lilly.t June 11, 2016

what we learn

It's what u say when u do something to someone or someone does something stupid. And it's a way of being an asshole sometimes.

"I jumped of my house and broke my leg" ...What we learn
"Claps kid in 1v1 in fortnite that talked trash" ...what we learn

by Hey what we learn October 28, 2019

Burn and Learn

To stimulate the mind by doing something productive while under the influence of marijuana.

Reading a book, watching a movie, trying out a new recipe while being high on marijuana falls under "Burn and Learn"

by Mr. Burnandlearn January 6, 2012

You Learn Something Every Day

Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.

Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...

by SeW hat August 15, 2008

That'll Learn'em

A slang term usually uttered by rednecks that literally means " That will teach him", or "that should teach him a lesson". Its a contraction of the grammatically incorrect phrase "that will learn him".

Somebody at work keeps stealing my lunch, so today i brought in a bowl of spit-snot-soup. That'll learn'em to take things that don't belong to him.

by Mingus Jenkins March 28, 2011