A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017
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by Prince Dahlwester June 30, 2012
Get the Lingerism mug.da laing is a very black specimen.
da laing is quite poor and dark.
a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.
fathers are usually of the female sex name.
if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing
if you feel poor ur da laing
if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing
if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing
if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
da laing is quite poor and dark.
a very negative individual with very hot stepmoms like linda and pocess very bad skidoos.
fathers are usually of the female sex name.
if you feel thats not gonna work, you feel laing
if you feel poor ur da laing
if you only own a red sweater and designer jeans, chances are your da laing
if you are asian/black/orange/nazi your quite da laing
if you enjoy explosives, you have the same obsession as da laing
-man hear about da laing? he got loaded of 8 beer in 15 hours
kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing
cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing
kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing
Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.
Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
kid 1: ok man heres what we will do to get to the top of this hill. we will get the mountain sleds to go first and then the rest will follw. we will got in a zig zag pattern to reach the top.
kid 2:bhy's thats not gonna work
kid 3:shut up laing
cop:hey little african american kid, wadda you doin? whats that there?
Little boy: oh this? this is just a C4 no big deal.
Cop: holy shit we got a code laing
kid 1:hey man, whats that under your shirt? gain some weight?
black kid: what this? no this is just my sucidal bombing outfit
Kid 1: dammit laing
Kid 1: man your comebacks suck!
kid 2: ill go wipe it off yo mommas face
kid 1: only da laing would say that.
Little boy: daddy im so hungry...can we please go get some food?
Dad:now son, you know we have no money.
Little boy: daddy a dumpster or somethin?
Dad:now now son, we dont wanna seem like da laing
by rhodaship666 November 21, 2011
Get the da laing mug.The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.
John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013
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by Nikinack January 13, 2009
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In other words your awesome!!
In other words your awesome!!
tinna " I didnt do anything at all today except spread out on the couch"
Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"
Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"
by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013
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