Lap Lap

To lick a womans clit and pussy, with a lapping motion, making her cum hard

I want to lap lap you and make you cum

by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011

lap tag

lap tag often reminds people of lap dance but isn't really the same. one person sits in the middle of a ring composed of partners, with one partner in between the legs of the other, with everyone facing inward. the middle person calls out the name of someone in the inner ring, and the people in the outer ring have to try to keep the person from getting to the person in the middle.

sometimes results in breast grabbing and crotch-kicking.

Deborah and Lyle like to play lap tag, but only because they love to grab each other and never let go (lyle likes deborah's breasts)

Andy is the best at lap tag because he kicks his opponents in the crotch and shoots to the middle

by Ø February 19, 2005

Lap Dumpin

The simultaneous action of taking a dump while exploring/playing on the internet on your laptop computer

Jeff: Hey Bill, thanks for the Toilet Paper.

Bill: No problem, bud. What's with the lap top?

Jeff: Oh, I'm just Lap Dumpin. No big deal.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.

Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

by July41944 June 21, 2009

lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008

Lap Job

This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle

Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.

by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013

Lap-ricots

n. A scrotum with a short-haired texture similar to an apricot. Easily achieved with a common electric razor.

(the late) LISA "LEFT-EYE" LOPES: "Sinbad, these peaches you bought are divine."

SINBAD: "Oh yeah? Why don't you try sucking on one of my lap-ricots."

by MarrellDonti October 13, 2011