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Kalani

Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.
Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!
by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020
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Kalani

Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"
In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
by Kimokal March 11, 2012
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Kelani

the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.
Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!
by phat b March 3, 2011
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Kaylan

A beautiful, amazing and wise individual that is one of a kind. If you know a kaylan hold on tight and don't let her go. She can be a bit out there at times but that's why you'll love her. She is a creative individual. Do not try to change her.
Me: Hung out with kaylan yesterday and she started talking about dead baby jokes
Friend: were they funny?
Me: yeah but only because it came from a kaylan
Friend: Man I gotta get me one of those!
by thelilpeanut July 17, 2010
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Kaylani

Loves the heart ache of a break up and has no problem with ridin' solo. In fact, she prefers it that way - commitment just isn't in her bag right now. She has so much life to live and she knows it! She isn't one to give trust so easily either. If she felt like all you ever wanted to do was get your hands down her pants or up her shirt she (like any girl) would become standoffish and communication would naturally turn dismal. In this case, blame yourself because the only thing she ever really wanted was to have felt and been respected. If you really loved her you would've used your ears first and hands last... In the end, if you're lucky, her greatest act to you will be to forgive and forget and move on...even though she's obviously the best looking, most insanely sexy, incredibly foxy, freaking smoking, and most beautiful girl you'll ever get to date.
KaylaniRespectSoloForgivenSexyBlameBitch
by eat_it0917 November 22, 2010
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the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room
by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008
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klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.
There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
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