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krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.
Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.
by pioneers89 December 4, 2009
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Krispy Kreme

when you beat off in a girl's face when she is unconscious or sleeping, then she wakes up to find a crispy, white, coating around her face and eyes.
Krispy Kreme is something you do to be a jackass....a straight up jackass
by abankhead March 27, 2007
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krispie kreme klub

'are you apart of the krispie Kreme klub?'
'yea!'
'uhh... Ok'
by catboyking February 16, 2020
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Krispy Kreme Job

A Krispy Kreme Job (KKJ) is an oral sex position. An erect penis penetrates a warm glazed donut followed shortly by a blowjob. Everyone is happy.
Bob: How was the blowjob last night?
Kevin: Oh she loved it. We tried the Krispy Kreme Job, it was like a cream filled donut to her and a trip to heaven for me.
Bob: That sounds marvelous; do you think I should try it with my wife?
Kevin: Hell yes. She'd love it.
by ThinSpirits March 25, 2010
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Krispy Kreme Pie

When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.
He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.
by Steve Zissou Jr. January 9, 2010
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hot krispy kreme

A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."
"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"
by LemonPartyRingleader March 21, 2017
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Krispy Kreme Sheets

Bed sheets covered in vicious ejaculate
Tristan has Krispy kreme sheets on his bed that are not geographal.
by Nigmasterbottomboi May 20, 2016
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