Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.
Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!
by Falopian November 20, 2010
Get the Knit Fuckmug. by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003
Get the knit a sweatermug. A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.
Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?
Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!
Henry: Quite so old bean!
Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!
Henry: Quite so old bean!
by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009
Get the Knitted Underwearmug. Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."
by marganin January 6, 2011
Get the ripping my knittingmug. A knit wave cap is a wave cap that is made by knitting yarn. has some of the best knit wave caps around. Knit wave caps are usually worn by black people, and in David Spate's video of PORN (Prisoners on the Run NIGGA) talk video on YouTube, his nigga John Ollie is featured wearing a knit wave cap.
by AFB64 November 2, 2011
Get the Knit Wave Capmug. Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.
by my mauw November 7, 2018
Get the knit my socksmug. (Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.
Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.
Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.
by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009
Get the Knit her a scarfmug.