Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

Helen Keller High

To be high beyond the limits of speech and visual comprehension.

I was so Helen Keller High I climbed a tree and scraped my chest for no apparent reason.

by Moose Mayne November 23, 2010

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

The Helen Keller

When someone doesn't talk but uses their body to show what they want. To let one's body do the talking or to dance.

Song: Shush girl, shut your mouth. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

by Jizz-nelle February 12, 2009

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.

Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010

knellerhead

Usually assumes the form of an insecure wannabe badass with a chip on the shoulder the size of a buick, and an IQ number less than their shoe size. Your average knellerhead can usually be found trolling internet bodybuilding forums under multiple psuedonyms... but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

The knellerheads are at it again - when will they learn that we can see their IP addresses, they're not in China, and they've got five screen names?

by Hans Albrecht Bethe February 27, 2005