kings point knot

A hangs man nose. Referred to as a Kings Point Knot due to the depression the Merchant Marine Academy causes.

"Man I just bombed my test, my liberty is restricted, and I got a class 1. Might as well tie the kings point knot."

by -thesaltysailor February 7, 2020

nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.

by verythinice June 21, 2009

draft kings

A site used by many hooligans to act like they are obtaining cash when really they are just going bankrupt.

Person 1 "Hey did you see how much money I won on draft kings?"
Person 2 "Nope, sorry dude. I drive a Subaru!"

by SteezySubieToneTrapCard November 22, 2015

west kingsdown

a shit whole full of old cunts and a bunch of real drillas that do nothing other than smoke weed all day everyday

should we go west kingsdown to blaze up?

by j2trappy.wkd November 10, 2020

Leona Kingscholar

A very attractive and handsome lion man. He is usually seen sleeping in a garden.

He is also a feminist and is very respectful (except for the possible chance he might try to sense what you smell like).

Also, he is twenty by the way.

Look at Leona Kingscholar, isn't he so handsome?

Shh, don't disturb him while he's sleeping though!

by leonakingscholarlover December 28, 2022

kings norton girls school

kings norton girls school is a school full of chavs who bitch about each other 24/7. these girls steal from primark and smoke in the toilets and in their spare time and probably post them doing balloon in their snapchat story. half the school is lesbian and the other half like The nitties that go to Kings Norton boys school. Also there is a girl in year seven he pretends to faint and an ambulance is called every single day because of her. so the school is trash but we get good levels

josh: where is kings norton girls school?
ben: just down the road from kings norton boys school, you’ll see girls with the spiders on their eyelashes.

by caitlin smith January 29, 2020

Dan Kingsley Bartlett

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

by a person with morals January 2, 2012