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Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.
by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010
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The longest dutch word in the dicktionary

A word that means "a member of the committee for the preparation of the children's carnival procession".
We are part of the Kindercarnavalsoptochtvoorbereidingswerkzaamhedencomitéleden
by Holy Frikandel Broodje November 27, 2025
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Kindergarten cock

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013
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Kindergarten Dick

Refers to a randomly occuring "small penis" situation, where the individual's member isn't usually an inch or two, but becomes as such for a time, like when someone drinks too much and their penis shrinks to nothing, but the head and minimal shaft.
"He drank so much, that his KD shriveled to match a half roll of coins!

"Yeah, he had the worst case of KINDERGARTEN DICK I've ever seen!"
by MorrighanKrow June 30, 2019
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Kindergarten

Der Kindergarten ist in Deutschland nicht ein Teil des Schulsystems. Das Wort haben sich die Amerikaner von den Deutschen abgeschaut. Viele Kinder gehen im Alter von 3 bis 6 Jahren in den Kindergarten und danach auf die Grudnschule die meistens in de Nähe liegt. In manchen Kindergärten lernen die Kinder die bald in die Schule kommen schon bisschen schreiben, rechnen und lesen aber in den meisten Kindergärten geht es um die Sozialen Kontalkte und die Bewegung.
Die Oma: Wann wird er in den Kindergarten gehen?

Die Mutter: Er wird in 1,5 Jahren in den Kindergarten gehen.
by Halloihrlieben May 29, 2020
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kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first
boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”
by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021
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