The greatest possible expression of frustration short of bestial snarling.
Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
Also the only word in the English language that can legitimately include numbers and be spelt any way you please.
The Keyboard Mash in use:
"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"
"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"
"asdf;lkad;glaf!"
"&hy&%^78Hn"
"Why are you so adsfl;kjqearlf;jking stupid?!"
"389uy4r89w34yhegoiahrg9024t90"
"asdf;lkad;glaf!"
"&hy&%^78Hn"
by Jessica Ellen October 20, 2008
Get the The Keyboard Mashmug. People you come in contact with through forums, chat rooms, Facebook, and the like... who find satisfaction in arguing with you via their keyboard.
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
These are usually young adults who live in their mothers basement who could never be able to hurt you in real life, so they get out all their sexual/social/financial frustrations on the Interweb. Those with keyboard muscles usually have no job/hobby/significant other/family, therefore have all the time in the world to pick pointless fights with intelligent contributors to society.
They usually cannot spell to save their lives, and will try to insult you with everything they can think of. (which usually isn't anything that makes sense, AT ALL.)
The best way to deal with those morons with Keyboard muscles? Kill'em with kindness. It may sound sooo cliche, Just try it! It works everytime. You want to actually get to them? be the nicest you can be. ;) I'm pretty sure it overloads them blows their empty little heads up.
- We also see these types of muscles show on other things, like XboxLIVE- although known by other names. Please see: Xbox Live Dick
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: lyk omg, u iz sucha fag bitch go die u stupit azz ho... u realy r dum u kno dat? I;ll slitt yur fekin throat n00b!!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
Me: Wow, calm down honey. You are so right... I am such a noob. Can I feel your Keyboard Muscles? :)
HaX0r.N3wB.pwner: wtf r u tlkin about it doezt make sentss!!! I hatee u!!!!1
by ooh-La-Lauren December 2, 2010
Get the Keyboard Musclesmug. Since my friend went from a desktop to a lap top computer, she's up all night u-tubing and making blog comments - we are convinced its like "keyboard crack."
by PrissyPatriot January 7, 2012
Get the Keyboard crackmug. Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!
Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man
by Bruk November 2, 2011
Get the Keyboard weedmug. a program that comes with your computer to take place of your keyboard when your dies. you use your mouse to click on the letters you want to type.
by veggieness April 5, 2005
Get the on-screen keyboardmug. Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.
by Mister D November 16, 2004
Get the The Keyboard Switchmug. Daklute was excited to meet oprice due to their long internet friendship, but he feared he may be a keyboard extrovert and that the actual meeting would be awkward.
by daklute November 4, 2009
Get the keyboard extrovertmug.