Kung-Fu Hustle 

The most offensive, violent, and hilarious chinese film ever made. It's a movie with kids pissing on people, A guy beating the shit out of gangsters with axes, and these 2 blind guys that kill stuff with their magical instrument. Ask any Chinese person about Kung Fu hustle, and they'll know what you're talking about.

person 1: Damn, you see Kung-Fu Hustle?

person 2: Fuck yeah! You see that part where an old gay guy wearing metal rings is beating the shit out of gangsters with top hats and axes?

Kung-Fu Hustle by flash6605 June 29, 2013

Kung Fu high 

The feeling one has after watching a movie containing martial arts fight scenes, leaving the viewer endowed with special martial arts abilities and the strong desire to practice them on someone.

The words 'Do not try this at home' do not make sense to someone who is on a Kung Fu high.

People on a Kung Fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.

Those on a Kung Fu high more often than not, do NOT possess the power of Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee but in their mind they are true Kung Fu masters.

Jack: Waaaa feel my Bruce Lee one-inch punch. WaPow!
Lee: Uh oh, looks like Jack's on a Kung Fu High.

Kung Fu high by sunshiyong December 1, 2010

Kung-Fu Joe 

1. v. to go Kung-Fu Joe on so. To beat someone's ass.

2. n. Character played by Steven James in the 1988 parody of Blaxploitation films, _I'm Gonna Git You Sucka_.

Don't touch my weed, or I'll go Kung-Fu Joe on yo' ass!

"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"

Kung-Fu Joe by Dills-Nick May 31, 2007

kung-fu flu 

The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.

Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...

Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?

kung-fu flu by ThisIsntFine July 15, 2020

"kung fu clepto" 

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

"kung fu clepto" by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

kung fu grip 

What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.

Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.

kung fu grip by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

kung-fu nut 

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.

1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.

kung-fu nut by Hans Job December 29, 2007