kristina 

something you find in the inside of an old ladies butthole

OMG! that lady has a Kristina in her ass!

kristina by Hristina December 29, 2007

Kristina 

She likes knitting 🧶

She is very tall and likes Chicken korma. She dates people called Archie, Liam Gabriel and Micheal She is very good at Badmington

“MY nAmè IS KrÏSTÌNâ” Kristina

Kristina by Zozyyyy November 4, 2019

Kristina 

A whore

Guys love Kristina but she talks to way to many

Kristina by Michaelllll69999 January 15, 2017

kristina 

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.

Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.

Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.

kristina by shodge December 15, 2008

Kristina 

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.

Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.

I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.

Kristina by kkputtana November 23, 2010

kristina 

A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.

Did you see lauren today she looked so kristina.

kristina by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008

Kristina 

slut.

Omg... That girl is such a Kristina Yer.

Kristina by TFG and chlomosexual April 22, 2011