Dan: Kristina spell you're name correctly
Kristina(Christina Spelled Wrong, Stupid piece of shit): Fuck you...
Kristina(Christina Spelled Wrong, Stupid piece of shit): Fuck you...
by dannyishulk June 14, 2021

by Hristina December 29, 2007

She likes knitting 🧶
She is very tall and likes Chicken korma. She dates people called Archie, Liam Gabriel and Micheal She is very good at Badmington
She is very tall and likes Chicken korma. She dates people called Archie, Liam Gabriel and Micheal She is very good at Badmington
“MY nAmè IS KrÏSTÌNâ” Kristina
by Zozyyyy November 4, 2019

by Michaelllll69999 January 15, 2017

When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.
Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.
Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
by shodge December 15, 2008

A word used to describe a female who has a two-faced personality. Kristina's are often upset and feel compelled to put down those around them. Attempting to befriend a Kristina would be most unfortunate. Be prepared for misery.
Did you see that look on her face? She's pissed.
I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.
I'd rather die a thousand times than meet a Kristina.
by kkputtana November 23, 2010

A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.
by Kristina Samuels February 22, 2008
