Kip

Some lazy bump named hippo dat likes to play online games
is offently stalk by some perverted dudes

Stop acting like the lazy hippo u are kip

by ))_BoBo_)) July 26, 2009

kip

A kip is when a person flirts with you in order to influence you to buy something or increase their tip.

I left the waitress a large tip because it looked like she liked me. But after I left the restaurant I realized I had been kipped!

by zenguy August 20, 2010

Kip

to be from Texas

Kip is dumb because he is from Texas.

by Kayla February 7, 2004

Kip

A bithc that dont hav sh1t on ne1

ur such a kip. kil urs3lf

by FuBuThUg420 January 24, 2003

KIP

Keep It Professional. Used in terms of gender interactions.

"saw you talking to that sister last night. You need to KIP. "

by saucyengineer April 18, 2017

kip

A highly annoying cop that arrests attractive females in an attempt to gain a date.

" Look at that dirty kip over there arresting Ashley from the strip club again..he's just trying to get in her pants"

by Janatosh September 25, 2018

Kip

Basic little bitch boy. Comes from money but doesn’t know what work is unless you consider talking shit on Snapchat “work”. Cries to mommy and needs a safe space when someone hurts offends him. Is always offended. Probably wear a sweater tied around his shoulders and flips his hair a lot

Don’t. Be like Kip, kip’s a bitch

by Notyourmom31 November 18, 2018