Kingston

A method of male masturbation involving wrapping mathematics-infused paper around your penis. Particularly, the quotient rule of derivation from Calculus should be wrapped around the penis, which you then use to jack off, finishing into the paper.

I tried the Kingston last night—I had to rub polysporin on my penis for the paper cuts I acquired.

Kingston by No_Name_Bob May 9, 2025

kingston ohio 

A lower class paradise populated by a bunch of mindless slobs with snot on their upper lips and drool dripping from their lower lips, with no purpose in life beyond their next forty and package of bath salts. residents are frequently seen at the JFS office in Chillicothe, looking for a handout. work is anathema to a true-blue kingstonian.

Bubba: "Heyyy, mannnn, les' go ta Circleville, mannnn, pick up a couple of crackhead ho's and party hearty, mannnn!"

Brad: Yeahhh, mannn, goood ideearrr, mannnn! We'll be the envy of every goober in town,mannn!

Actual kingston ohio lingo, man!

kingston ohio by icewolf July 22, 2012

Kingston-upon-Thames 

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.

Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!

Kingston-upon-Thames by Musical Man December 30, 2010

Kingston the name 

A fun loving guy who loves music and movies. Many think he may be an average guy who is nothing special but he is the exact opposite. He loves his family but will never admit it. He is a fun loving heartfelt person who will always be there for you and won’t complain. He is full of personality and would be a great actor.

Kingston the name is sooooo cool

Kingston the name by Rileyyyyyyy April 24, 2021

Kingston High School 

1.)The most Ghetto high school in the Hudson valley.

2.)the site of a movie called the Sisterhood of the Night which will be released in 2013.

3.)The cockroach capital of the world. The cockroach's population that mainly reside in the main building, that some students feed by leaving food in their classrooms or in the hall.

4.)The home to an excellent music department, and the Kingston High school Tiger Marching Band, the state champions of 2012.

1.) Kid from Rondout,"Damn those Kingston High School kids are ghetto"

2.) Cool kid "That school in the movie looks pretty cool, I wonder where it is"

3.) kid 1 " Ewwww, I just found a twizzler on the stairs!!!"

kid 2 " its probably for the cockroaches"

4.)I LOVE BAND!!!!!!

Kingston High School by nyan-nyan-nyan-woof? November 2, 2012

Kingston high school 

Actual garbage. The amount of roaches is ridiculous, I swear I outnumbers the entire student population. I was talking to a health teacher and about 1/4 of students in Khs have chlamydia so if you go here, get yourself tested! We have a wide cultural range, fortunately, so the student body doesn’t look all white and rich! The staff is a different story.

Also, a good spot to have sex is in the basement under the stairs or any of the main building bathrooms! Oh and don’t worry about pregnancy, we have a planned parenthood down the street for when you slip up. Only worry about std’s!

Overall, khs sucks ass but has a fantastic band. Go Kingston tiger marching band!

Freshman: ew tf is that shit
Sophomore: don’t worry about it, it’s just a used bloody condom with a roach in it. Kingston high school has a lot of them so get used to it.

Kingston high school by Onionsouphoe August 22, 2018

Kingston Tinkler

Originating in the early 2000's, a Kingston Tinkler is to receive oral sex from someone while that person is urinating.

Shortly after walking into the men's bathroom, Jon saw a guy getting a nasty Kingston Tinkler from a prostitute.

Kingston Tinkler by Miikka May 11, 2006