When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
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by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022
Get the Kimchi Kim mug.When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
Get the I have kimchi mug.Something that if it was invented in North America or Europe, people all around the world would agree is worse than 9/11. But, since it's Korean, Koreaboos all over the world rejoice in how somebody like 500 years ago shat in a cabbage and dyed it pinkish red.
Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.
Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
Seriously if you actually eat this garbage why don't you order one of those farts in a jar from a creepy website.
Oh I'm so closed minded and uncultured shiver me timbers people obsessed with Korea on the internet disagree with my opinion so they play the "culture" card.
The man who invented kimchi: Oh no! The cabbage is rotten! What will we do now!
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
Some nutjob: Just say the cabbage "fermented".
Koreaboo: I'll take your entire stock.
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.
Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.
Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.
Koreans (like me) love to eat it. If you go to any korean resturant kimchi comes out with the food.
Japanese kimchi is fake. Korean kimchi is the real kimchi, and only korean kimchi tastes dank.
Note that kimchi is very spicy, and that most people from the Americas/Europe are like OH SHIT WTF after their first taste of kimchi.
by [MLG] [FaZe] xX_dANkmEMeS_xx March 4, 2017
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The stunningly attractive, smart, kind and athletic Korean male we all know and love or need in our life. Typically used by females who have caught a major case of yellow fever or are heavily into K-pop (popular Korean music).
Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.
Note: 'Oppa' means older brother in Korean and is used by females when referring to males older than themselves.
Example 1: "Wow, did you just see that hot Korean dude? He's such a Kimchi Oppa."
Example 2:
"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."
Example 2:
"Caitlin won't go out with me."
"Why not?"
"She's in love with a Kimchi Oppa."
"I can't blame her, those Koreans are damn attractive."
by Chimminy555 February 2, 2018
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