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Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.
You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.
by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022
mugGet the Kimchimug.

Kimchi-jjigae

Man with a small wobbly penis that cannot and will not do literally anything. Wobbles around like the it does in the pot
Bro look at the guy, he got a Kimchi-jjigae
by bromas_lissram December 30, 2023
mugGet the Kimchi-jjigaemug.

san kimchi

this guy is goofy as hell, and whateva he says or does is zesty
bro why u being zesty, stop acting like san kimchi
by goofyahhchalebruh August 23, 2023
mugGet the san kimchimug.

Kimchi

A whore who makes out with everyone in the party except her crush because she doesnt want to be easy. Is always shaved and isnt afraid to show it! Her ass makes everybody go crazy and she likes to put chob in it for fun! Calls people antar and always has a stekpanna.
Look a whore! It must be kimchi!
by Baraforfriends December 11, 2016
mugGet the Kimchimug.

I have kimchi

When a woman discretely wants to tell you she is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants
Boy: want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have kimchi
by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021
mugGet the I have kimchimug.

Kimchi Kim

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind except for a rock. A friend with a lively and annoying personality everyone wishes to have.
You wish you had a person like Kimchi Kim in your life , too bad she is taken with a rock.
by iamtherockwhoismentioned June 4, 2022
mugGet the Kimchi Kimmug.

Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
mugGet the Crunchy Kimchi Bansheemug.

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