Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.
Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike
by funkmasterflexjr February 05, 2010
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kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong
by Luke smith1 March 06, 2008
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Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.
damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"
by Zombiekillerxx March 15, 2019
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Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.
by 69welchesinarow September 26, 2017
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anti-kelvin

A temperature that is below absolute zero
When the temperature is anti-kelvin, the molecules start to regain their speed.
by Kelvin_Official February 29, 2016
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Kelvin The Ostaf Rizzler

Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
by barkerski May 30, 2024
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Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.
Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"
by 30yoWomenVictim February 04, 2025
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