Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.

Stop acting like kelvin savoie

by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017

Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.

damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"

by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Kelvin

Im finna be king of the Pirate!, can't stop wont stop Kelvin.

Aye bro, You Kelvin?, cause you look unstoppable and it feel like you finna be king of the Pirates.

by Kethevin November 23, 2021

Kelvin

love of my life, soulmate someone I never stop loving no matter what

I'll see you soon kelvin

by mmviiivii December 22, 2021