by Yeettskert April 22, 2019

A person who always pays too much for things, locks herself out of houses, constantly complains about sports on TV in group settings, and is always posting pictures of cats on Facebook.
by Frustrated Nephew May 29, 2017

An old racist English teacher who is terrible at her job and we can assume is a demon from Hell in disguise. It is also believed that she gets off to famous fictional characters.
Yo, I went to ask Granny Kathy for the homework and found her reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while shoving a dildo up her ass.
Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.
Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.
by Thepublicagainstgrannykathy April 29, 2019

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)
The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.
by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005

by Tabitha Rollins August 2, 2007

by Krystalynnnnn August 5, 2008

The type of Mom how thinks she is very cool and tries to show kids her hip moves even though she can't dance for her life. She learns all the things of the day from her teenaged children but still doesn't get half of it and has to use Google. When she does learn stuff it is usually months after no one else says it. A Cool Kathy is just a fun-loving nice mother who just can't admit that is no longer cool.
Kathy to kids: " You know what I am a Cool Kathy and you are all Karen's."
{Cool Kathy starts attemting to dance}
The kids who had friends over begin to bash their heads into the table
{Cool Kathy starts attemting to dance}
The kids who had friends over begin to bash their heads into the table
by BernieSanders1234 May 11, 2020
