Jordon

a gerbil looking person who is awesome at life; anti-fat person liking

No one is close to being like Jordon

by manoftheworld33 October 23, 2011

Jordan/Jordon

A fuckboy no matter who he is.... not even skin color

Dont date him he's such a jordan/jordon

by Cam1404 March 10, 2016

jourden

A strong girl woth a unique sense of humor and a big attitude but is kind hearted with beautiful eyes and great conversations skills

Jourden isbso sweet i love her eyes

by Jourden March 22, 2017

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

jourdan

the loveliest boy with the prettiest eyes ever, tall and handsome and good at sports. I love him so much <33 ~his gf

girl: look at how good he is on the court!!
me(his gf): who jourdan? oh that's my bf....

by _idkutellme_ January 8, 2022

Jourdan

Jourdan is very sexy but has a stinky bum.

He’s very caring and loving but when he farts you can smell it from a mile away.

“Who farted?”
“Must’ve been Jourdan”

by Nerdman89 February 11, 2022

Jordon

Jordon is an unpopular stupid dumbass that has no friends besides his neighbor.He tries to hide his sexuality which is gay he might have no friends but dogs quite to have a thing for them he lives in a trailer and has an extradinary small penis but fits well in dogs.He lives in a trailer with 16 dogs and him and his neighbor friend love fucking dogs.

Neighbor:hey Jordon what are you doing Jordon:Just Fucking dogs. Neighbor:Great sounds dun can I join
Jordon:Yeah just don't nut at fast
Neighbor:Ok lets have a threesome
Jordon:Yes Ive been waiting for you to ask
Neighbor:Ok lets stop taking and get to fucking

by Jordon and Neighbor April 14, 2019