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José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.
Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.
by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019
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José Ángel Ramos Betts

The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.
Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11
by Spergs June 20, 2023
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José

José is the God form of any Mexican giving the power of enchilada and guacamole. Basically Mexican Shazam.
Ex : JaMarcus “José!”

JaMarcus now our God
by Josê April 29, 2021
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José Orozco

His bsf was fake af, But yet He still managed to be more happy with his bsf.... still proves to be a loyal person
José Orozco is still loyal without having a bsf.
by @jjjoo November 10, 2018
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José

A female friend or someone you have intrest in.
My friend asked me " if still talk to the same José or am I seeing someone new?"
by Lul gabe finesse October 5, 2020
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José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 8, 2017
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José es un galan con gran pene para todas las chicas y generalmente tiene muchos amigos que pueden ser molestos o groseros a veces, pero es tan adorable que es amable, guapo, inteligente, cariñoso, divertido y maduro, lo que significa que tiene un pene grande y dice chistes sucios. Un José talentoso y un verdadero hombre en la cama que te hará salir en silla de ruedas si lo dejas jugar rudo. Un José es alguien que todo el mundo quiere, pero José elegirá una mujer en especial, es un hombre único en la vida, no dejes que te deje porque te arrepentirás.
Todas las chicas: "Dios mío es ese José"
Una chica: "Él es mío perras"
José: "Hay suficiente de mí para todas ustedes"
by Bigdickbig November 23, 2021
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