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Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016
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Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.
Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!
by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020
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Ken Jennings

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.
1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.
by skine November 14, 2004
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joning

stop joning on my young shirt
by sheek September 24, 2003
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jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately
i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.
by neveryoumind February 17, 2005
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Ken Jennings

1)A computer software technician from Utah. He has made records on Jeporady for the longest consecutive time of being on the television show, &the most money earned.

2)Also referred to as teh s3x0rz.
1) Person One: Holy shit! Did you see Ken Jennings on Jeporady last night?!
Person Two: Yeah! That man is a genius! He writes his name a different way every episode!

2) Person One: Man, Ken Jennings ears sure do stick out far, but that doesn't matter, he's teh s3x0rz!
Person Two: Yeah, I'd tap that shit.
by OMGcommunism September 12, 2004
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ken jennings

1. (name) A contestant on the game show Jeopardy! , who won 74 games in a row and holds many world records concerning game shows (including most won on a single day of Jeopardy! ($75,000), and most money won an ANY game show in history ($2,520,700).

2. (noun) A person with total mastership of an art or craft.
1. Ken Jennings will be appering on Jeopardy! May 23-25, with the chance to win ANOTHER 2 million.

2. James is the Ken Jennings of Scrabble.
by James Argosa May 13, 2005
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