Jonah

Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!

Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(

by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011

Jonah

A mentally challenged, shell shocked hedgehog.

Man, that Jonah really looks to be mentally challenged.

by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017

Jonah

a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)

Ella: Who is that hot guy??

Ava: That must be a Jonah

by marieella January 16, 2020

Jonah

Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.

Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.

by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022

Jonah

In short, a Jonah is the most perfect guy that exists, his name already has you influenced by his godliness and amazing charisma, he is often tall and extremely handsome, he is nice and will always pick you up when you are down, you can talk to him about everything, a Jonah is someone you should never let go of.

Example:
«I met this awesome guy yesterday»
«Whats he like»
«He is a Jonah»
«OMG never let him go»

by Ll1123 July 10, 2019

Jonah

A person with a god complex

Hey how are you doing
JONAH (godly)

by OCTANE69MAIN May 19, 2021

Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 9, 2022