Jonah

Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!

Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(

by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011

Jonah

A mentally challenged, shell shocked hedgehog.

Man, that Jonah really looks to be mentally challenged.

by skirtmaster69 April 25, 2017

Jonah

a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)

Ella: Who is that hot guy??

Ava: That must be a Jonah

by marieella January 16, 2020

Jonah

Jonah's are extremely smart and confident along with being a great friend. Jonah's are rare and have a great personality, they also do their best to be a friend and are likely to be very strong.

Did you see JONAH today, he was answering questions in a second.
Jonah was extremely mad today and broke the table.

by Super smart WAP eater July 31, 2022

Jonah

A simp with anger issues that tries to guilt trip lots of people

Did you hear that she broke up with Jonah.

by Bootilicious baddie 69 June 9, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 1, 2022

Jonah

A person who acts like a dick and has a billboard for a forehead, really arrogant

Damn, your dumb Jonah with that big ass forehead.

by ChadBrosky November 16, 2021