Johnie

Your an MPC/ bot or you act slow

Look at this Johnie over here, dudes acting like a johnie when he drives.

by Cooolestcoon June 8, 2022

Johny Mcconey

A penis that is usually big.

I got a big Johny Mcconey in my pants.

by ProGamerJay October 23, 2017

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

Johny

Person who fuk cars and play with Brazilian girls.
Very beautiful.

Johny stole my wife but I love him

by Ainhoainada November 23, 2021

Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

Johnie Mae

One of the sweetest people known to man kind.

Dang Johnie Mae is the sweetest girl I know

by TheNameIsV March 19, 2023

A Johny Poo-Poo Incident

This is when you absolutely fucking destroy your pants with explosive shit, have to walk with them to the toilet, empty it out and dump your underpants out the window. Known as a Johny Poo-Poo Incident.

My brother had a Johny Poo-Poo Incident in English class yesterday.

by Pity_Woman May 18, 2024