one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011
Get the boner jockey mug.The act of a frat boy poking holes in a strip of condoms ( to show how many women's lives he can ruin ), Then chugging a beer while Nutting into a pineapple
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Get the scoot jockey mug.The grey area between a social gathering and a party, probably with music and bevs but not usually going over the upper limit of about 15-20 people. Requires very little preparation like a full blown knees up, and is normally situated in a living room, garden or random field near someone's house
by jicklwe April 17, 2017
Get the Jickle mug.A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.
by Pedrosa von Beagle February 15, 2009
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