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Joaquín Sánchez 

The youngest footballer in the world despite, probably, being the oldest.

Joaquín is an almost 40 year old fella with the pace of a teenager despite having 21 professional seasons on his legs, he is someone too old to do what he is doing but he still keeps going at it, and wonderfully, probably has some pact with the devil to keep his abilities despite having an aging body.

Can be used to describe someone too old to do something but who still manages to do it brilliantly.
When your dad wears his high school jacket but somehow doesn’t look ridiculous

“Dad I really don’t know how you keep pulling a Joaquín Sánchez with that old thing”
Joaquín Sánchez by Ike77 July 27, 2019
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Joaquín is a very annoying person.They rage a lot but its funny.If they hit you they are going to LIYTARLY break your face.
Joaquín is a rager.

Dirty Joaquin

When one goes into a dark ally way, and proceeds to squat down and take a shit. After done with said shit, stomps on the massive turd and goes about the walk.
"I left my wife and three hours later decided to do a dirty Joaquin.

Rodrigo Joaquin

El amor de mi vida <3
La personita mas bonita uwu
Eng: The love of my life <3
The prettiest person alive uwu
I love Rodrigo Joaquin!
Amo a Rodrigo Joaquin!
Rodrigo Joaquin by mati uwu November 21, 2021

Joaquin Moment Moment 

The moment in which one transcends pass a Joaquin Moment. Some say it is was not only the greatest moment of their life but the pinnacle of humanity.
Person 1: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment
Person 2: joaquin moment moment
good at badminton smart also a hoe
Joaquin is a decent guy
Joaquin by Vali Lucifer March 27, 2019
to act spaced out or refuse to answer questions
Dude, that chick just totally joaquined you.
joaquin by Kcraze February 26, 2009