Jihad

This can mean anything

Kid I: That test was hard right?
Kid II: That's what she said.
Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?

by Mr.Mr. April 27, 2009

Jihad

A fucking sexy guy with a Mohawk and a huge dick in his pants!

Steven: fuck you
Mario: fuck you
Jihad: uno Reverse card bitches

by JihadMcCool February 1, 2020

Jihad

Something that takes 10 years to complete.

Origin: The Xbox homebrew game..

Damn, this shits taking a Jihad to come out..

by PeteGabe September 27, 2004

jihad

jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.

I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...

by MrMopar August 21, 2011

Jihad

Southern dance usually played with bad music.
Invented by the Moors in the early 1100s then moved to areas such as Texas after the Spanish too them over and took latin america. sounds like ye ha

"We must place a Jihad on u Bill."

by Liam Roberts September 29, 2007

Meme Jihad

A meme jihad is a word play of the Muslim term of jihad, where an individual sacrifices his meme magic for the greater good. It consists of a blitzkrieg-like raid on and certain individual or a group of individuals. The tactics used to do this are as follows:

1- Beheading normies
2- Rampant shitposting
3- Spamming
4- Trolling
5- Praising the lord kek

Let's meme jihad, my dude.

by aiseKekistan122 May 19, 2017

Love Jihad

#LoveJihad for many ill minded is a method of increasing children to the fold of foot soldiers of a desert cult ideology to fight as fighters for ISIS like terror outfits.

The UN security council has unanimously backed action against this evil death cult in both Syria and Iraq.

Beware of intention of the proposal girls, they get funding for Love Jihad.

by vaisheshil darshan August 18, 2023