Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010

Jewel

Most loved! Beautiful and Rare.

She's a Jewel

by Most High October 30, 2011

jewcan

a jewish person with a nose that resembles a toucan bird.

look at that jewcan. its the biggest ive ever seen in my life!

by glenntennis February 26, 2010

jewbeque

A barbeque in which Jewish people gather to eat Kosher food. Foods include Hebrew National hot dogs and 100% kosher beef hamburgers. Money is thrown around as well.

Hey you guys going to the jewbeque? All the shiksas will be there.

After shule lets hit the jewbeque.

Mortaki missed the jewbeque. What a schlimazel!!!

by mdj9908 September 3, 2010

Jewel Staite

1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.

2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1

The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.

Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).

Jewel Staite is one of the shiniest human beings to have ever lived.

by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011

jewel-osco

A shitty place to work.

Jewel-Osco is a shitty place to work.

by Dork1234 January 1, 2018

Misplaced Jewel

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

by Shott April 21, 2009