Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

Jonesy

Term comes from the game fortnite and it means a simple but really skillful kind of guy. For example people would call someone who is talented at woodwork but has a simple lifestyle a Jonesy.

Oh ya, that guy's a real Jonesy. I'd trust him with my life

by Feather of truth. May 28, 2019

jonesy

a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.

I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

jenevy

Usually a little Mexican girl who’s really good at dancing. She loves dogs and rewatches grey’s anatomy any second she gets. She spends her weekends in Azusa. All her friends love and adore her . She’s a big smart ass and loves to yell at black kids. She’s really smart and will only except straight A’s from her teachers so don’t try her with a B.

Girl 1: did you see jenevy hit that kid

Girl 2: yes he said she can’t reach the petals

by Nigjetbv June 15, 2019

jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

Jeneymy

A beautiful, gorgeous, extraordinary, amazing, fabulous, intelligent, just perfect in general.

My girlfriend's name is Jeneymy so you already know she's perfect.

by Gio Sal January 3, 2019

Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

by KING-JD February 27, 2009