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Juggling

To talk and/or be interested in more than one person of the opposite sex. In order to juggle, one must successfully keep all parties seperate from eachother so that no one knows the others exist. Also, the juggler must be able to schedule/plan their events in order to not be found out.

Synonyms: Player, Skeez, Fucker
I am currently juggling three girls right now and they all want to do me tonight, oops
by Jugglinfool May 1, 2009
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Ball Juggling

To juggle balls is like to kiss ass, brown nose, or suck up but is more intense and elaborate because of the many styles and techniques.

Ball juggling is common from students to teachers or empoyees to employers. This term nearly always applies to males, and commonly English teachers.

Ball juggling is more dangerous than ass kissing because once you start the target must be satisfied or they will be left with blue balls which will infuriate them.

Examples include:
The 'over-friendly juggle' makes the teacher feel warm and welcome. A greeting such as "hey bro" or a remark such as "good job man". This style makes the teacher more susceptible to other forms of ball juggling.

The 'side kick juggle' is where one assists the teacher.

The 'expression juggle' where while the teacher speaks the juggler gazes into their eyes and nods their head, reacting with different facial expressions to the story and gestures.

The 'thief juggle' where one snatches the ball in mid-air and juggles it themselves.

The "sparknotes juggle" is where one uses another source of information to impress the teacher.

The 'complementary juggle' is a subtle technique, a firm "good job sir", or "what insight" is the basis of this form.
More examples of ball juggling techniques are:

The 'positive comments juggle', a quick "nice tie today sir", followed by "I can't wait for class to start" is a fool-proof way to achieve ejaculation during jugglage later on.

The 'enthusiasm juggle' when one says something mundane, boring, and work-related with so much passion the teacher ejaculates forcefully.

The 'solo juggle', where one person hogs the balls and refuses to share.

The 'passing juggle', where one person continues the juggle of another person.

The 'hot potato' is where one only holds the ball for a short time, just saying a word or two at a time, quickly passing.

The 'backstage juggle' is out of the classroom or formal area.

The 'intimate juggle' is not necessarily sexual, but is one-on-one in private. This is one of the most intense and effective forms of juggling.

The 'public display of juggling' is where one juggles infront of an audience.

The 'thesaurus juggle' is where on uses overly complicated words to add extra potency to the juggling.

The 'apologetic juggle' is where one juggles the balls with sincerity and kindness, a comment such as "Oh my god, I'm so sorry sir", is typical of this techique.

The 'tribute juggle' where one gifts coffee, or another form of tribute as a sign of worship.
by My penis is named Gilbert October 28, 2009
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Kitten Juggling

To hurl many small cats (aka kittens) through the air from one hand to another. This is usually accompanied by a hospital visit for the juggler if the kittens still have claws.
Kevin tried kitten juggling at a talent show.
by Fredbot July 25, 2008
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nut juggling thunder cunt

A woman with a knack for juggling testicles who also has a very loud vagina.
Have you met Susan? She is such a nut juggling thunder cunt. I have once seen her juggle 5 testicles while her cunt sounded like a fog horn.... It was so loud it shook the ground beneath her.
by that guy... remember?? December 9, 2010
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Contact Juggling

also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).
That bitch did some crazy ass contact juggling on my nuts last night!
by ADL Motorboater December 1, 2010
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.
by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009
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jugglings

If small ducks are called ducklings then small jugs (boobs) are called jugglings.
by Byoqi December 26, 2007
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