The Greek God of porn. circa 1500 BC. Although some mythology dates his existance back even further to around 2000 BC. Archaeology only knows fragments of his life and times. First man to have anal sex with midget and horse at the same time.
Hey, I got an acting gig as the pool boy on the upcoming Kelly the Coed IX Movie!
Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.
Ahhh, Jizzmopacles has blessed you.
by smokeybacon January 21, 2004
Get the Jizzmopacles mug.Is an intelligent girl who seeks to find love in her life and has a bestfriend that will never leave her side. She's very stubborn,witty,and gorgeous and has style. Jazzmyne is very fun to be around and will let you know how it is.
look at Jazzmyne over there!!!!!!
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A great outgoing loving person that will try to help someone in need even if they are in need them selves, they are gorgeous people not always on the outside but always on the inside. They have huge butts and nice boobs. Brown eyes blond hair. If you come across this person don't judge them by there cover, really get to know them and you will love them. They are really easy people to talk to and easy to laugh with, they will be your best friend at the end. :D
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Get the jazzmyn mug.A Jazz Studies major (often at a small, midwestern music conservatory) who is pretentious, full of himself (it's almost always a guy), bigoted, and convinced he is God's gift to women. They will often judge you for not having heard of Chris Potter or Ornette Coleman or whoever they're worshipping this month The majority of jazz studies majors are jazzholes. They tend to exist in small, close-knit (almost to the point of cultishness) groups.
"Wow, that Rick guy is really cute."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."
"Yeah, don't go there, he'll just hit you and quit you while talking about vibraphones and then ignore you for the rest of your college career. Typical jazzhole."
by Toohap May 14, 2013
Get the Jazzhole mug.A Dirty Jazzmyn is a geek and shy at first yet their sexual desires kicks in and will open to you what they know and wants if they trust you. They have trust issues in general.
They easily changes topic into sex talk, no matter how innocent your conversation will be
Someone who is very mindful to the people they meet if they're just in for sexual pleasures and respectfully rejects them.
They're into BDSM. Tops women but subs for men
They easily changes topic into sex talk, no matter how innocent your conversation will be
Someone who is very mindful to the people they meet if they're just in for sexual pleasures and respectfully rejects them.
They're into BDSM. Tops women but subs for men
I have a girlfriend who is a Dirty Jazzmyn. She's a pure child yet the deeper we go into the conversation, she easily cuts BDSM in the topic!
I was talking about zodiac signs and she suddenly comments that the Pisces symbol looks like 69! What a Dirty Jazzmyn!
I was talking about zodiac signs and she suddenly comments that the Pisces symbol looks like 69! What a Dirty Jazzmyn!
by Genomynt May 29, 2019
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