African Javelin Shove

When a penis is noticeably smaller than the vagina, but is shoved in anyways. Very painful for the girl. Can cause scarring or vaginal bleeding. Also called AJV

Gross. that African Javelin Shove hurt like hell!

by The Sex Position Artist May 26, 2009

Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 5, 2024

MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

javelining

A headstand without the use of your hands in random locations. Used similar to planking. Also stated as "javelined."

I was javelining on the Golden Gate Bridge.
I javelined at time square!

by Snky Pete April 29, 2014

Javelin

When a women is laying slouched on a couch with her legs spread all the way open. The man who is all the way across the room will proceed to run toward the woman and jump on her trying to insert his penis in her vagina.

"Last night we we fucking and I used the Javelin on her."

by pussylover100 October 9, 2016

Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

by Duckstab May 6, 2024

Javelin

Code word for penis. Sometimes the shortened form, jav, is used similarly to how vaj is sometimes used in place of vagina.

When Woundy said javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin... to the teacher, he was really saying penis, penis, penis, penis, penis....

by Woundy June 9, 2018