January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

January

In some states, this is the month where the snow comes out of the clouds after hibernating in December.

“Why didn’t the snow come out in December?”
“It was a bit shy, so it scheduled to go outside in January.”

by DaisyClaire January 4, 2025

January

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.

If you come across a January , keep her, they're precious and rare.

by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025

January 5th

literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn

is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it

by chaeluvr666 October 15, 2019

january 5

January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous

Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous

by I like Florida October 15, 2019

January 4th

The day that all the angels have arisen. If this is your birthday, something big is coming up. Your going to love the new change.

“Oh she/he was born on January 4th? Shiiitttt their lucky, their gonna have something big coming in the future.”

by Ur maddaaa October 15, 2019

January 5

Slap your best friend day

On January 5 you get to SLAP your bestie

by magicultorie December 13, 2019