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Otis the Janitor

The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:

"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.

He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"
by mad fooly May 20, 2009
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janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.
Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.
by Nick2011 September 4, 2008
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ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later
Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener
by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009
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A Janitor's Daughter

The act of fucking a girl on all fours in the ass in a bathroom while repeatedly flushing her head in the toilet.
the stupid slut was being disrespectful, so i took her in the bathroom and gave her a janitor's daughter.
by NutzOnYaChin June 3, 2010
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janitor

A player in halo 2 that waits for two players to engage in combat and then kills both of them. He gets credit for kills that he didnt earn by cleaning up like a janitor.
"Mike you are such a janitor. You didnt have one legit kill you puss."
by RAWasHELL September 13, 2006
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Janita

The prettiest lady in all of Texas =) I love her more than anything she's helped me out with sooo much ily boo =)
Austin: god my life sucks!!
Janita: awww nu uh what's wrong boo?
by Aulest August 26, 2009
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janis joplin

janis joplin is the most hard rockin' female to ever live and if she was still alive i'd have sex with her any day.
im not sure what to put up for an example of janis joplin so yeah.
by my name is ? September 18, 2006
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