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Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
Janet by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Janet by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
She has big booty and great face card, she’s so sexy and the hottest ,She’s a keeper, she’s super talented, she loves money, investing in her is like investing in gold there’s always returns
Who’s that girl

That’s the hottest girl,her name is Janet
Janet by Jayne’s April 17, 2025
A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.
Janet called the cops again
Janet by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025

Janet de Spaceship 

One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.

A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."

"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."

janet talia 

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia
I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.
janet talia by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.

Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
janet cam by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009