Janesia

She is basically the best thing that will ever happen to you and will always support you and be by your side and you will honestly never lose her; she can be very honest and harsh but it’s one of the best things about her beside her big booty and slim waist and boobs. She is drop dead gorgeous. She will always be a rider for you and you may think you don’t love her or need her but you do a million percent! And the chances she loves animals are out of this world she has an obsession!

“Hey I just started talking to this girl janesia..”

“Dude I heard she’s amazing don’t let her go!!”

by Oooolalala2403 June 2, 2020

Mr Jonesed

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

Janeek

A young beautiful female that's very funny energetic but lovable.

She act's just like a Janeek

by LaLaLadyLove March 6, 2009

joneseyed

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.

"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks

by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

Janessa

A girl who doesn't send nudes under any situation.

Hey that girl doesn't send back!
She's such a Janessa

by Pernisbumbum December 29, 2016

Floor Jansen

Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist.

Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library.

Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette.

Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.

Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music.

Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ?

*typical soap opera music plays*

by YoukNowwhO December 12, 2016

JaneEliza

Jane Eliza - A super hottie. Her name can be made into a sweet ghetto name like JEsha or Malekisha. She is an awesome listener and never fails to make anyone laugh. Probably the funniest person I know. Her passion for JM & Drake are incredible...it's inspiring. She can Jai Ho like no other. Only the luckiest of the lucky can call her their friend.

This is so you wont be left out JaneEliza...

by Yourbestfriendsfavoriteguy;) January 17, 2011