Jameson

1. adj. The act of looting/robbing a small group of midget gypsies with the intent of using said money to fund ones self-owned lobotomy clinic.

2. Noun. A discarded three cornered hat

1."Jamesoning had begun roughly 21 years ago and is found happening most commonly throughout parts of Southern Alberta."

2."Dude, you look like a fucking pirate!" "Yeah I found a Jameson!"

by HappyGoLumpy February 9, 2010

Jenna Jameson

One of the ugliest whores on earth who I hope dies of AIDs or something, she is a rich little bitch who thinks shes hot but shes not she looks like a rat in a Madonna wig.

Porn Freak: Hey, dude Jenna Jameson is hot.

Normal Person: No she is not she is ugly as fuck.

by Erick Suckit August 25, 2010

jameson hires

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick

Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!

by kfhhiughouigf March 22, 2017

Jameow

A nickname for someone named jasmine that likes cats.

Oh look, it’s jameow obsessing over greys anatomy

by ClownDawg October 14, 2020

jamelo

Jamelo is a word that is funny

Dan thinks jamelo is funny and so do i

by JAMDELO June 17, 2021

Jameson Barns

When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.

Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.

by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023

The Jurassic Jamestown

A traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving Month. This tradition dictates that one consume a turkey leg every day of the month of November until thanksgiving day itself. On Thanksgiving day one should consume all parts of the turkey. Sages differ on whether a turkey leg/day must be consumed from Black Friday until the end of November.

A: “hey bro, you doin’ No-Nut November this year?”
B: “Nah man I’m just gonna do the Jurassic Jamestown”

by SimchaChern November 10, 2021