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Jailhouse Gay

In an isolated environment, such as jail or a submarine crew, sexual orientation is disregarded for sexual practicality with three components relevant to incarceration:

1The Control freak,1 rapes,1 to terrify, humiliate, and thus own,2. Like ritual sexual domination in hazing,4 or in punishing a weak link, neither sexual segregation nor orientation determine these acts. When brutal humiliation and maximal terror is the tactic, violence is the payoff, not straight or gay orgasm. A car battery and alligator clamps suit the purpose just a well, though at a remove.

2 A vulnerable party may submit to sexual acts in order to gain protection or favors in a power imbalance that's additionally destructive. (See also the origin of faggot,3.) The victim may be aroused due to stimulation of the prostate, but this is physical rather than consensual. Victims ignorant of this factor may commit suicide from shame. Alternately, grown familiar with the trade, or their self loathing, they continue it on the outside, like Kasper Gutman's gunsel,1+2 in the The Maltese Falcon.

3 A rare close friendship may lead to sexual intimacy between inmates (or team members) contrary to sexual orientation, especially if their capacity for expressing emotion is limited to anger or sex. See the movie Midnight Express (or the book, which is not censored).
1 Every god-damned night, they beat me, then take turns. But I don't turn out,3, not even jailhouse gay.

2 After the presents and stuff he got too friendly. I told him to back off. He knocked me down. "Suck it pussy boy,2 or you die," and afterwards, "I like you try an' fight me 'cause the best bitches be only jailhouse gay."

3 I told him "No, man, I love you, and I respect you. Way too much to do stuff, even just jailhouse gay."
by 24601 January 3, 2008
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Jaithan

The most chad man you will ever meet with an undefeated rizz score of 9,001.
Tyrone: Don't fuck with my nigga Jaithan. He rizzed up my brother's friend's mom's boss's niece, Makensii
by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023
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Jailhouse C-section

When a large inmate from state prison tears his victim a new hole with his enormous penis, but the victim manages to get the hole stitched up with surgery. Credit for this definition go to NovaWar from LAGTV
Big Bubba hulked over his roomate and told him "Imma give you a jailhouse C-section, com'here boi!
by Mr. Jurrrezzi November 3, 2012
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jaitan

Dumbass Motherucker, who thinks he nice at life, but he really just some mixed Indian with a garbage ass fantasy team.
Damn that boi a jaitan.
by Kuaneek September 29, 2020
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Jadith

SAYS MEZA BEZA A LOT.

Stares at u weirdly

Good friend
Makes u laugh a lot
Eats salt and vinegar chips way too much
Rlly good at catching Grapes in her mouth
Has a bf names bob
Jadith says meza beza too much ):
by totallynotlillian October 30, 2019
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Jailhouse C-section

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012
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jailhouse muslim

A person who converts to Islam while incarcerated.
Person 1: Ray knows about Islam, he was telling me all about his new podcast to spread awareness

Person 2: don't worry about Ray, he's a jailhouse Muslim. He used to be baptist
by Psychnurse June 28, 2016
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