jaded

A term used primarily by aging B-list celebrities, desperate reality television actors, and ill-informed high school students to express contempt, scorn, or pessimism toward a particular situation, person, event, or broader circumstance. The term enjoyed its peak of popularity when introduced into general usage by Stephen Tyler of the rock band Aerosmith and has been in severe decline since. The original usage of the term was as an adjective to describe being worn-out, dulled, or dissipated.

Jonathan has been jaded ever since his manager failed to land him a spot on Big Brother.

by khoush November 22, 2011

jaded

worn out; tired; exhausted.

I'm so jaded...

by Pixie March 30, 2004

Jaded

A song by Aerosmith that no one really understands with a possessed girl in the music video.

Ja ja jaded
In all it's misery
It will always be what I love
And hated
And maybe take a ride to the other side
We're thinkin' of
We'll slip into the velvet glove
And be jaded

My my baby blue
Yeah I'm thinkin' 'bout you
My my baby blue
Yeah I'm so jaded
And baby I'm afraid a you

Your thinkin's so complicated
I've had it all up to here
But it's so overrated
Love and hate it
Wouldn't trade it
Love me jaded

by Ryan H May 8, 2004

jaded

1. Tired, exhausted.

2. Used in the song, Noise and Kisses, by The Used

1. We were all really jaded after that party last night.

2. "Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
by sharing these things
I rip my heart out
it's worth my time
whatever that means...so

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

jaded

To not notice anything weird around you, Just having complete disregard for your surroundings

I'm so jaded I didn't notice I was sitting on someone

by Dukeydudebird June 25, 2005

Jayded

The most amazing, awesome or even beautiful person you've ever met.

Jaded - Holy crap, Jack, look at that girl, She's jayded!

by Sterben_Reyne September 30, 2018