Jacob is my boyfriend.
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
by Shmexyshrek18 July 27, 2021
my bf and hes only mine and ill kill anyone that tries to touch him🤭 hes so cute frfr like id let that man do anything to me i wanna kidnap him and never let him go ima keep him in my closet and force him to marry me and give me his kids id lowkey let him eat my ass id drop everyone i know for him me and him forever idc hes mine. he has the cutest smile ever i swear hearing his voice makes me so happy hes just so perfect except when he acts like a little bitch i wanna smack the shit out of him he makes me so mad sometimes but besides that i love him🤭 and hes mine so fuck u.
Girl: OMG is that Jacob..
Other girl: Yea thats Jacob REBEKA'S
BOYFRIEND. and he only wants her so just backoff👍🏼👍🏼
Other girl: Yea thats Jacob REBEKA'S
BOYFRIEND. and he only wants her so just backoff👍🏼👍🏼
by rebekaisveryhot69 October 23, 2022
a name of usually given to a male. The first appearance and the origin of the name Jacob, is speculated to be in the bible, where the same name is used for the son of "Issac". The name Jacob derived from Late Latin Iacobus, from Greek Ἰάκωβος Iakobos and Hebrew יַעֲקֹב.
"Hey I'm having a baby soon, what should I name him?"
"I suggest the name Jacob!"
"Dude, Jacob is such a terrible name."
"I hate the dude Jacob, he is so annoying"
"I suggest the name Jacob!"
"Dude, Jacob is such a terrible name."
"I hate the dude Jacob, he is so annoying"
by #FuckJacob2023 December 12, 2022
by Canadian_goose April 26, 2022
Jacob is that guy that drives a truck, loves to hunt, fish, ride dirtbikes, four-wheelers, and anything else outside. He may just sound like that basic country boy, but this one is different than the rest. He has a very kind heart, and loves to aimlessly drive around and throw cookies in his truck while listening to music with his friends. This guy has brown hair, and very pretty eyes, and is not ridiculously tall, but is taller than all the females that drool over him in private. He is very athletic, and he competes in sports like hockey and track, but he also plays other sports with his friends for fun. He may not be the hottest guy around, and he knows this, but he has a six-pack like noooo other, and even though he comes across as a hoe, he will treat his gf like a QUEEN so its totally okay that he doesn't have fuck boy privileges.
by getlitstaylit April 17, 2021
by Hyundai March 30, 2022