java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

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java-sex

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018

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javance

A sexy ass person this dude is either super funny but looks is not it or Is cute as shit but is not that funny.

That boy is a javance the way he charms me.

by Cam2shiesty February 1, 2022

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Java The cup

Literally the best Genshin ytber I know. He does videos on Swords Only and Catalysts only. He slays tbh.

"Yo did you see Java the cup's new video?"
"Yes, he's so funny!"

by shotilsig July 3, 2022

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used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing

She's such a javalistic person, ah i love her!.

what an absolutely javalistic day we are having!.

by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023

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