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jamaican ferris wheel 

When a group of Jamaican men bukake a Jamaican female, whilst playing carnival music. This originated in the time of the rasta clot carnival. The ring leader of the carnivals daughter continuously ran away and the men who caught her played carnival music and bukake'd her into eloquent submission. They then celebrated by eating chicken and picking their teeth with the bones.
Me and the boys gave that girl the good ol' Jamaican Ferris wheel last night. Then went to Popeye's for a two piece Nd a biscuit.

Jamaican Freight Train 

When you are fucking a girl in her poop shoot and she is smoking a fat blunt at the same time. When you bust your man gravy in her ass she blows the smoke out of her mouth.
Bro, did you give her the Jamaican Freight Train?

Jamaican Defibrillator 

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.
Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.

Jamaican Jacuzzi

Facing away from the shower, cup the palm of your hand in your buttcrack and allow water to fill the immediate area around the anus and release your available flatulations.
After a large burrito I made a Jamaican Jacuzzi in the shower.

Jamaican high beams 

When you put on a headlight and put your entire head up your buddys anus and graze the ass wool.
Rhemy and I tried Jamaican high beams last night, it was epic!
Jamaican high beams by Mikehunt4469 February 11, 2021

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.
My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.