Italian Coma

The act of eating large portions of pasta and then falling asleep.

Angelo: Did you hear Tony’s in an Italian coma?
Stefano: Yeah I just saw him eat a whole bowl of pasta and then lay on the couch

by Michael Calzone March 22, 2020

Italian Waterslide

The sexual move where the girl straddles the mans face arches back and pours an alcoholic beverage down her chest over her vagina and into his mouth.

Last night Mark was thirsty so I gave him an Italian Waterslide

by Lord of the Tounge December 28, 2010

Fake Italian

A person who claims to be italian yet has no knowledge of italian culture or the country itself.

Brandon is wearing his italy shirt again.

Aren't his parents from Germany?
Such a Fake Italian.

by Dead_Meme April 16, 2017

italian necktie

The act of slitting open the neck, just above the adam's apple, and pulling the person's tongue out through the hole, making it look like a little necktie.

Jimmy squealed to the cops, so the boss gave him an italian necktie.

by Inked up & pierced out August 1, 2006

italian restraining order

A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get someone to leave you alone

That dude wouldn't stay away from me, so I took out an italian restraining order on him!

by ParkRoote April 11, 2008

italian hanger

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.

by Italian_Stallion December 28, 2005

Italian suitcase

1) a plastic bag, paper bag, bowling ball bag, any bag or carrying device , etc. other than a suitcase used to carry something that you don't want someone else to see

2) a plastic bag with something in it

1) After Louie wacked out 'Vinny the rat', he couldn't just carry his body out to the car. He had to make a couple of nice Italian suitcases out of him.

2) After last night I couldn't let Lisa do the walk of shame across campus so I gave that bitch an Italian suitcase for her f-ing stuff.

by muffhead October 19, 2009