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fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
by Eurloch April 27, 2022
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Delivery-Device

n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.
Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.
by Pwny912 July 18, 2009
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Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.
Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...
by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023
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Delivery Hacking

The art and science of maximizing your income as a delivery driver for apps like Door Dash and Uber Eats
MY homie DR DRE makes bank as a delivery driver for Uber Eats and Door Dash because he's Delivery Hacking! DeliveryHacker.com
by Delivery Hacker July 16, 2020
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Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.
I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.
by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012
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Egg delivery

(noun)

1. Word used to describe unnecessary mechanics of a video game, filler content in a game.
(Term coined from a ProZD skit.)
“Man I hate it when games have basically all egg delivery content and zero actual gameplay.”
“What.”
by anonymous August 6, 2022
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Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.
by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013
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