by East Coast Fupahunter October 25, 2007

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.
"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."
by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

The generation born in 2008, whos children and children's children will inherit massive debt as a result of TARP, the Troubled Asset Relief Program, and other inneffective bailouts/stimulus packages during the Bush and Obama presidencies.
by asikjbdhgfuhu December 11, 2010

A large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher...
Bro, I was with that bitch last night ,I fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that I had to sleep in a wet bed. Make sure you lay down a sex tarp!
by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 13, 2017

by DJ Suspense July 31, 2010

by MikeRocks April 12, 2008
