Ford

An adjective used to describe anything that works well for the first day.

Man... this Hyundai is Ford, the door fell off on the way home from the dealership!

by FishStix May 25, 2002

ford

F- for
O- old
R- retired
D- drunks

D-driver
R-returns
O-on
F-foot

by izthatso March 05, 2005

FORD

Feeble Old Retired Drivers

These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.

by Joe Coppola April 22, 2003

ford

one hell of a crappy car. known to explode at any given moment-waste of money-gay-get a real car asshole

hey, bitch, nice ford...hahahahahahahaha

by milly vanilly May 15, 2003

Ford

For Oversized Rednick Dicks

If your wife weighs more than your Ford than you are a redneck

by Jay-Z March 11, 2003

Ford

Found On Rubbish Dump

by Sara April 04, 2003

ford

Fucked

Over

Readneck

Driver

Fatally

Obese

Redneck

Driver

Look at that ford! What is she driving?

by Joker469 March 19, 2007