Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.

Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”

by Gansy December 5, 2019

Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.

Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.

by nedrac February 27, 2011

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)

"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"

by alexb934 February 19, 2014

Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.

random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to

by fuckshit7j7 June 7, 2022

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025