Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.

random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to

by fuckshit7j7 June 07, 2022

BROOMSTICK

The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.

Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)

by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019

Broomsticking

When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.

Hey man, did you fuck Kelsey last night? Yeah man but I was totally “broomsticking”

by Gansy December 05, 2019

Broomstick Enima

Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.

Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.

by nedrac February 10, 2011

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 06, 2017