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Israeli Nasal Slapper

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.
drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
by amaral11 December 31, 2010
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israeli lane change

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.
Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.
by nicky v. August 9, 2006
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Israeli Side-step

To craftily avoid payment of something
'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'
by Deathlehem69 November 15, 2011
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Israeli Battle Rifle

A sexual finishing move in which you scream "ISRAELI BATTLE RIFLE!" and then you proceed to dry shove your cock in your partner's ass. Once in you proceed to piss and wait until the urine shoots out your partner's nose.
"The bitch thought I was done then I hit her with the Israeli Battle Rifle.
by _Kryptonic_ May 1, 2022
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israeli defense forces

A group of some of the worlds hottest males, fighting to defend their country and freedom in the middle east. Also absolute badasses
Birthright girl 1: Who's that guy?
Birthright girl 2: Hes an Israeli Defense Forces soldier.
Birthright girl 1: I'll fuck him later at the hotel
by jew92 May 4, 2014
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israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth
me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high
by fat wood magee April 26, 2010
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Israeli rim job

It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.
by InfamousMan79 July 29, 2019
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