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Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.
"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.
by Napster August 22, 2006
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Fighting Irish

Refers to when the supreme alpha male in your school receives a full-ride scholarship to the University of Notre Dame. One might confuse them with an Irish teacher with the last name Wilson, but to differentiate, the supreme alpha male will fist both the asshole and the pussy, not just the pussy. Likewise, when referring to one as a Fighting Irish, he must be excellent at destroying beds in bedwars.
Jwil: Did you see that kid who got the full ride to University of Notre Dame?

Dwil: Yes, I did.

Jwil: Now he thinks he's more Irish than us. This is just not okay.

Dwil: Damnit! Now we cannot seduce anymore women because of his bedwars abilities and his Irish jig dance.

Jwil: Although he has take our potatoes, I cannot help but admire what a Fighting Irish he is.
by Berger's Burgers May 8, 2021
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The Irishman

A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.
Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman
by NobodyFucksWithTheJesus December 30, 2010
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irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.
by david36 November 11, 2008
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little irish princess

naill horan or "little irish princess" as the directioners call him is a fun nickname given to naill because the rest of the 1D boys treat naill like a little brother and he is irish
there is our little irish princess
by naills potatoes January 26, 2021
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irish

1. People From Ireland (Duhh)
2. Went Through 800 Years of English Oppression and kicked (most) of the bastards out. Still troubles going on to this day
3. Probably the nicest race of people you will ever meet
4. Can handle drink unlike some English louts.
5. Hate knackers/Chavs
by *IrishMan* March 5, 2005
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irish cock

One of the largest cocks that side of the Atlantic.
Damn! You have 9 kids, he must have an Irish cock!
by Jay King December 7, 2006
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