PIS (private investigator services)

PIS

1. when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

"damn i wish i had the PIS (private investigator services) team to help me figure this out"
when a group of close knit friends come together to figure some shit out

by the psi team August 2, 2023

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

Investigation

It isn't a investigation.

Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

maddysntry bureau of investigations

the nickname i gave my friend in class cause it was funny

wassup maddysntry bureau of investigations

by tottototototototrototototototo March 11, 2025

Investigating

And I'll expound upon that by saying...

Hym "It doesn't matter if you're a politician, the president, the richest man in he world... Anyone who has even HEARD of you needs to be slaughtered. Burned. Maimed. Erased. And then your memory needs to be desecrated. There is no investigating happening here."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2024

Under investigation

American media's favorite word

Some spit on bathroom floor of the factory where I work. My manager said spitgate was not under investigation.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2025